Season 2 (2022)

Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to this episode 3 times and subscribe to their Patreon so that their families can make money post their eventual passing...

This episode Enya comes out as a Republican and Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….

Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dream?

Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history.

Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it stinks

Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convinced he blends in and wants to become a club promoter in Mexico.

Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY..... Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.

today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options… HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!! If u know u know and if u don’t tune in and learn or ur family will perish soon

Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by that

Listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends. Listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talking at once… listen to this episode if you want to hear 36,000 cuts…

Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Enya mansplains The Batman.

Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probiotics and consider creating an AI out of Drew for when he dies to keep the podcast going.

Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.

Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and get in a huge fight that we had to cut out.

Drew reveals why he’s banned for life from Universal Studios and is the stinky boy at the bladee concert. Enya denies the rumors of her being pregnant but still wants a child.

Enya and Drew reminisce about their traumatic Coachella / wingbot experiences then almost make Ky cry.

Enya and drew come to terms with the fact that emergency intercom is the new sex podcast, talk about how being podcasters is one of the hardest jobs in America then spiral because this is easily our worst episode. From boners to questioning existence itself they cover it all.

This is our last episode, Enya moved to New York and is moving on. Enya is paying Devon Lee Carlson to take her place while she pursues her own podcast in New York, and tries to cancel Ky and Drew.

Drew and Enya try to figure out what people did on planes before iPhones, discuss the Kardashian's and Enya reminisces about her traumatic childhood.

Drew and Enya discuss what they’re going to do now that the rapture has occurred and we're still depressed.

Drew does a veneer reveal and enya discusses a religious pick me that hit on her and orion. They talk about the genesis of social media and delve into their earliest instagram posts.

The tables have turned and now Drew has to take care of Enya during her near death experience.

Enya reminisces about her One Direction stan era that turns out has never really ended, and Drew talks about being star struck by Christian Walker.

Drew talks about going on tour with Lorde, Enya discusses Azuls flea infection and they both bond over being degenerates in high school.

Enya is in Paris because she’s walking in fashion week, debates with Drew about what’s more influential the invention of language or the internet and pooping in public pools.

Enya talks about taking dumps and making friends on airplanes, Drew has no idea what DILF means somehow and talks about hanging out with someone named Bella Hadid.

We did it, 52 weeks straight of hearing Drew and Enya talk about sq*irting sh*t out of their ass and having huge stinky b*lls. Enya recounts a traumatic dream she had last night and drew comes out as a guy who’s obsessed with fireworks. Congrats to whoever has sustained the brain damage that a year of listening to this podcast has caused.

Drew, Enya and Ky bond over their discord related trauma, Drew wants to be a trophy wife and Enya will stop at nothing to be in a Mr. Beast video.

Enya and drew talk about airports and making big farts on airplanes, and every once in a while Josiah enters to suck the energy out of the room.

Drew calls upon the last straight men in LA while Enya agree's with him that Joe Biden is a sack of wheat and mealworms.

It turns out Ky is a liar and Enya is actually the one that predicted monkeypox, to celebrate Enya overshares while Drew comes to terms with being a human soundboard.

Drew opens up about getting bullied and Enya talks about pissing herself again.

In this episode, Drew and Enya finally address the drama plaguing the subreddit and talk about their first week in New York.

Enya discusses a very strange encounter from her past between her and a Harry Styles fan account and Drew shows off his clearly fake bag.

Something awful is brewing .... under Drew's tall stinky hat... you may find you like it. It attacks Enya, it loves grease, it holds the drewth... this episode is dedicated to the hat

Drew and Enya reject modernity by doing this weeks episode in a remote forest in upstate New York where they discuss the end of the world and disappearing forever.

Drew and Enya bond over humiliating fashion week experiences, Ky has apparently been drunk for every episode and Drew reveals a mysterious item he found in their apartment.

We have empathy now after a heroic dose of mushrooms and decided we are ready to have children and will be taking advice only from Julia Fox and Reddit.

Enya and Drew have no idea what phones are, they know what iPhones are but not phones. Insane. They also talk about how waterparks are mostly piss and that Podcasters are in fact essential workers.

Drew and Enya got recognized when they were naked, they go over rules for their daughters and Enya teaches Drew what the concept of love is

Drew's grasp on reality has reached an all time low as he talks about how an apple will eventually turn into every state of matter if it's left a box? Enya got yelled at over 100 times in Paris and they both agree that men simply shouldn't cry.

Drew watched 3 people d*e in a week, had his childhood home invaded, and was swatted all in the same month. Josiah inquires about big p*ss and Enya has an axe.

Drew and Enya are finally back from Japan giving Ky a purpose again. Enya's confused by what the New York marathon is, and Drew discuss his new poop dealing business.

Drew admits to cheating on Enya. The two discuss their upcoming religious arc and how Drew’s family is the one cooling white people Thanksgiving food.

Drew admits he doesnt know what Walmart is because he isn’t poor. Enya asks how has coke bro? And finally Drew predicted everything and everywhere at once.

Enya and Drew share disturbing flight experiences, Enya invents a new feature for Uber and Drew gets introspective about his hometown.

Drew and enya discuss how ai will probably result in the end of the world in the next 3-5 years, talk about how much they love mr beast and Candace Owens needs to keep drews name out of her mouth.

Enya reminisces on her year of rest and relaxation and the toll it took on Drew, people breaking into their house and their mind altering Jaden Smith experience.

Enya is too old for Christmas but Drew is still 16 and hopes he gets a MacBook for Christmas. Enya got way too high in Big Bear and Drew believes Drake has a romantic connection to his friends.... not his girl friends...

This episode is mage chiller vibes… grab a blurnt, sit back and relax and we talk about our history. Just remember the new year isn’t real but it’s cute to manifest but in reality you shouldn’t put to much pressure on yourself. All things coming to you will come.