Season 1

Ryan Sylvia bakes cookies for Laura and Elliott, not knowing they would hate them, and gives them food poisoning. After Ryan confesses that sneezing was the secret ingredient, he gets grounded by Laura.

Ryan Sylvia tries to do something kind by sheltering two homeless black men in his basement. But things went south when the two unwelcome guests started acting weird, leading to Ryan getting grounded by Laura.

On Valentine's Day, a heartbroken Ryan Sylvia seeks Santa for dating advice. He ultimately wins over a German girl, but his cringey attempt at rizzing her up leads to rejection, a slap in the face and a grounding from Laura and Elliott.

Ryan Sylvia is angry with the world, so he turns it into a silent movie to punish everyone. Everyone loses their voice, causing global panic. And after confessing, Ryan is grounded by Laura.

Tired of his own therapy session, Ryan Sylvia decides to become a therapist himself, only for his horrible advice to cause a depressed patient to commit suicide, leading Ryan to get grounded by Laura and Elliott.

In this season finale, Arkie locks Elliott and Laura away to free their friend Ryan Sylvia, who then violently assaults a man. Arrested for attempted murder and hate crime, Ryan tries to brush off his crimes but is caught, re-arrested and grounded by Elliott.