Season 1

Reg and Spike find a piece of paper with directions on it, and immediately decide that it's a treasure map.

When an aeroplane door lands in Albie's sandpit, he knows it's going to be one of those days.

Mr. Kidhater-Cox wakes up one morning to find Lucy, his dog, has gone missing, and that next door, Albie has decided to dig to China from the sandpit.

Albie falls down a mysterious hole in the garden one morning and lands in the basement under the house.

Fleeing from Mary in a game of high-stakes hide-and-seek, Albie takes cover in the woodshed.

Albie is rather shocked to find a huge crane in his garden one morning, but not as surprised as you'd expect when he finds it's being driven by two camels. They want to knock the house down, or so they claim, and replace it with an oil rig. They even have a note - forged, of course - signed by Albie giving them permission.

Albie wakes in the night to go to the bathroom. But when he gets there, he finds that the bathroom fixtures have been removed.

While preparing a sandwich in the kitchen one morning, Albie discovers a hungry elephant in the cupboard.

Vince the gardener is knocked out by a low branch. While he's unconscious, three hippos take advantage of the situation and hide him in the azaleas.

Albie's morning viewing is interrupted by a newsflash: a violent lunatic is on the loose - and according to the picture, it's Vulgar Olga.

Mary announces there's going to be a birthday party, her birthday party, and Albie's given the job to hand out the invitations.

Albie is building a snowman when he's interrupted by Mr. Kidhater-Cox, who accuses him of stealing his new gloves.

Albie awakes one morning to find himself the prime suspect in a serious crime. Kid Hater Cox's car has been stolen, and he demands justice. The police conduct a thorough search of the house, and meanwhile the moose have acquired a new weapon in their battle against the elk.